GIGA CAT CONTRACT SOON
GIGA CAT
A house cat with an impossibly muscular body, standing tall
he was a normal cat. he made some decisions.
NO DAYS OFF✦BUILT DIFFERENT✦SILENT REPS✦STAYS UNBOTHERED✦EYE LEVEL ALWAYS✦ NO DAYS OFF✦BUILT DIFFERENT✦SILENT REPS✦STAYS UNBOTHERED✦EYE LEVEL ALWAYS✦
the specimen

Measured
once.

Nobody asked for a second opinion. He walked in, stood there, and the numbers agreed with him.

Specieshouse cat, past the point of return
Stancewide, on purpose
Gripfirm handshake, no occasion
Necktechnically also shoulders
Cardiopolitely declined
Rest dayshas heard of them
Dietwhatever it wants, then more
Presencepassive, constant
origin

Built in a basement. No spotter. No excuses. The dumbbell was heavier than the cat. That was the point.

The forms

Same cat. Different angles of the same problem for everyone else.

muscular cat, close portrait
before the mirror, after the reps
muscular cat standing on concrete at night
concrete, midnight, flexed anyway
muscular cat holding a dumbbell
one dumbbell. enough. for the dumbbell.

He does not chase the laser.
the laser waits for him.

Every box fits.
he simply chooses not to.

Nine lives.
he only needs the one.